User:King Lune II

Rodism- the true story behind the popular religon

In the beginning, there was Rod. He created the univerese at that point, because He was lonely at the time, and wanted something to talk to. After doing so, he realized that the people, whom He created in His image, had sided with the devil, the former angel Red Stocking. He promptly kicked His people out of the Garden of Ian, where the people had wanted for nothing. He also decided to come down and check on things every so often, instead of flooding the entire world every time he saaw a sinner. He has come again, even though all we have to do to see him is look into our hearts. Rejoice, in the name of Rod! King Lune II (talk) 02:14, 15 February 2009 (UTC)