User:King Meepster the 2nd

Greetings, Noble. I am the great king Meepster the 2nd. Alas, I am just a mere puppet ruler of the Philosopher Meepster. Thou shalt only see me active on a public computational device or communication network. If my sock shall be stolen, let the Godly Controllers strike me down and exile me from the Wikapedian Kingdom. My palace is simply a drawer in the dresser of Meepster.