User:King of Hearts/BJAODN Archive/Jack Abramoff Allegations

There is substantial evidence that Jack Abramoff was in fact the real murderer of John F. Kennedy from behind the grassy knoll, triggered the Russian Revolution, and possibly faked the moon landing. Furthermore, there is strong circumstantial evidencejavascript suggesting the Abramoff may in fact be the Easter Bunny. Jack Abramoff has recently moved to Argentina with his wife Anastasia. They are neighbors of Adolph Hitler. VH1 has recently picked up the rights to a reality show based on their lives.