User:Kingjuice23

King "Juice" Demauree Maccray, was born a baby to his mother Tyrone Campbell who immediatley placed a white long tee with the word juice written in only the finest stencil. He would grow up a completley abnormal life. While other boys were mowing the lawn and pulling weeds King Juice found himself playing mortal kombat and never once losing. Juice would scream at the other neighborhood kids subzero just drew the Juice Kard (he managed to misspell this even though he said it out-loud). His school life was quite uneventful he did kid stuff, he'd get in fights with other kids over whether or not juice was a name or a delicsous beverage that provided children with nutrients, that sort of thing until february of 7th grade when he found his calling. Juice had never really believed in god or any sort of religious figure but that all star weekend he found his idol and his name was kobe bean bryant. First juice watched in complete awe as Kobe single handedly one the dunk contest and juices admiration. then he scored 31 points in the rookie game and won juice's heart. Juice decided that day that Kobe would be the man he would emulate. Kobe had the afro the smile and shortly after so did juice. Kobe demanded a trade and then juice quit his first basketball game before the game was over. When kobe was on trial juice tossed and turned all night hoping for an innocent verdict. Juice has some interesting abillities he is able to eat a double cheeseburger no pickles no onions and after that can play basketball for 8 hours straight. He has what is only known as the juice effect on any basketball team know one believes this to be real but he does. His arms are twice the size of a normal mans but his brain was limited to only retain basketball facts and videogame guides. If juice was stranded on a desert island the three items he would take are a basketball, a hoop, and degree deodorant. If juice could have a second nickname it would be the garden snake. Juice believes that not only is jack bauer real but he killed osama bin laden and protected barak obama. Juice is part of a group of people known only as the goons he considers himself the lead goon. Juice has multiple tandem bikes which he rides with navaar hannon most weekends. Juice drinks vodka and calls himself a screwdriver.