User:Kingsir1/Sportball

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Sportball ...

sport ball was created on December 12 2011. Sport ball is played by many player worldwide. sport ball is currently looking for new members, and if you wish to play remember to read the rules before signing up because after you sign up there’s no turning back because if you want to quit we'll come to your house well you sleep, rape and murder your family, and worst of all give you Gingivitis as well as aids. And can't forget about the super mega extreme nightmarish diarrhea.

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It combines many sports with balls in them into one mega-sport. You must throw a soccer ball into a net and tackle people who try to stop you, then, once it goes in the net, you must run around the field, and punch all the people standing on the bases as you run past them, then when they are all unconscious, you scream GOOOAAALLL!!! And start a riot.

rules

By the ISIARSC (International Sportball is a real sport committee)

1. Golf Balls may now be used in Lieu of a soccer ball, however, seven of them must be used, and instead of punching the people on the bases, you must throw handfuls of golf balls at them.

2. All Contestants must wear Top Hats.

3. 20 extra points shall be awarded to any player who knocks an audience member unconscious during the running phase.

4. There shall now be a 7 point penalty for any player who wears a shirt which is any color other than indigo

5. 5 extra point goes to the team who can start a riot of more than 300 people.

5b. However, the extra points are null if tear gas is used to subdue the rioters.

6. The entire field shall be covered in extremely thick mud before each game.

7. Tackling someone once the ball has entered the net shall result in a 25 point penalty and the player who was tackled gets to kick a member of the audience in the groin. Refusal to kick the audience member in the groin shall result in the offending player being dumped into the nearest major body of water

8. Running at the exact speed of 0.3 km/h shall result in live lobsters being released onto the playing field

Refusal to co-operate with any of the other of the rules will result in the offending player being sent to the nearest parking lot, where crowds of people will yell insults and the player will be forced to wear a green shirt with aquamarine stripes. After 3 hours, the player is allowed have one washroom break, however, the crowd of people must follow the player and observe. After 10 hours total, the player is allowed to go free.

members

Sport ball is played by many player worldwide. These players include:

1. Jim the sport ball player