User:Kingtyris

King Tyris was born on the Moon ten thousand years ago. He awoke from his slumber with a hunger for man-flesh and descended upon the helpless inhabitants of Earth. However, he fell in love with a beautiful, soulless ginger and they conquered the world together. He ascended back to the moon and has never been seen again, especially by those moon landing people because we all know that was all a big setup anyway. Some cultures still retain a dim memory of him, referring to him as Zeus, Thor, Quetzalcoatl, Jehovah, Bill Gates, or even Time herself.

If you don't believe it, remember, you read it on Wikipedia, so you know its good.