User:Kirby Pufocia

The Story
Born May 6, 1988, it was apparent from conception that this child would make it big. Unfortunately, "big" referred only to his physical stature, to the laud of insufferable children all throughout primary school, and the chagrin of himself.

He made it out okay, however, and he'd like to think he's a better person for it. Today he rocks out to various video game cover bands, as well as "pretty much anything with guitars." Donning a Schecter Omen 7 of his own, he strives to play like guitar masters Jason Becker and Marty Friedman, despite others' claims that they will have no peer.

Video games are another big part of his life. Though he enjoys recent additions to the Resident Evil, Half-Life and Metal Gear Solid series, his heart will always stay true to the Nintendo Entertainment System.

Kirby has been a registered Minibossie since August 21, 2003.

In his own words
"''...As should be immediately obvious from the get-go, I'm a big fan of video games. The Kirby in my username does indeed refer to the lovable pink puffball of 8-bit fame.  As for the surname, I have no idea what the hell it means - 'twas many a year ago I made it.  If it meant anything then, it's lost to me now.

''At the time of this writing, I'm a Junior at Dauphin County Technical School (Harrisburg, PA), and I study computer networking. My real name is Mike, and unlike some crazy folks I know, I don't care which name you use when you talk to me.

''Basically, I kick a hella buncha ass. I'm also very modest. Just ask me, I'll tell you...."

Preferred Bands

 * the Minibosses
 * Meshuggah
 * Symphony X
 * Dream Theater
 * Cacophony
 * Sentenced
 * Stemage (of Metroid Metal fame)
 * Chromelodeon
 * Opeth

The NESsentials

 * Bionic Commando
 * Crystalis
 * Dragon Warrior
 * Journey to Silius
 * Mega Man series
 * Shadowgate
 * Star Tropics
 * Super C(ontra)