User:Kirkypatrick

This boy was a remarkable student of the an amazing teacher once. (And was found to be too much of a extremely awesome and cooler than a certain Randy.) He begot A's on account of his "fancy words"...ie "better word than Randy" and "even better word than Randy". (This was an advanced school in which he obviously did not learn the rules of grammar in the slightest.) His best friends are Randy and AmberLee.

And it has come to my attention that Randy has hijacked this page. So basically if you are reading this then you are being tricked by a certain old british chick named Randy who only wants a pleasurable experience from a.... well I would say man... but it is really anything she can get. Little does she know that the only people she is attracting are 13 year old prepubescent children who are looking to "get lucky" and 53 year old men with 47 inch waist lines and a nagging mother telling him to take out the trash.

And they're ALL sexy.