User:KirstyHelen

The world was blessed 18 years ago, with the birth of Kirsty Helen McCulloch on the 16th of September. Since then, she has brought nothing but bundles of happiness to everyone she meets. Her parents believe that Kirsty is the present day Jesus as she is just so blessed.

Kirsty was voted, by her 6th year peers, to be "most vein" as she believes (knows) that she is the best looking girl in the world, and to pocess "rear of the year", which of course is also true.

Kirsty is so loved, that her birthday is now a public holiday known as 'Kirstday' which is celebrated world wide.

Kirsty has lots of amazingly amazing friends such as Mollie, who eats lots of KFC's, Lauren, who is very small and conciders herself to be "normal", Melmanium, who, well, likes to be called Melmanium, Emma,who likes sex, Saza, who has curly hair, and Anna, who loves to be sick in bins! I love you all so much! I also love Gillian Lauder, she's quite cool.Sean and Dave are alright too.

Kirsty's favourite people in the world are Barac Obama and Gary the Tank Commander.

Her goal in life is to succesfully be choosen to go on Coach Trip.

Her second goal in life to dominate the world through the powers of the interent.

Kirsty likes to think of herself as modest, down to earth, caring and always thinking of others type of person.