User:Kitsunelaine/sandbox

Preface
Okay. I don't know why you found this page, or how. Well, you probably found it if you were curious about me. BE PREPARED TO LEARN MORE THAN YOU EVER WANTED TO LEARN! Well, okay. Not really. Because this isn't about me. This is about something that doesn't exist, but should. Yes. I'm talking... Foxgirls.

On: Fluffiness
Foxladies have fluffy tails. And ears. Speaking of ears.

On: The most adorable ears you've ever seen
Do you even need to read this? The triangular curvature of a foxlady's ears is one of their most aesthetically pleasing features. The way they twitch at sounds and swivel around on their head is kawaii as heck.

On: The Great Foxgirl Wars
It wasn't long before the foxwomen picked sides. The first world war may have been fought with guns, the second with tanks, but the third, they say, was fought with foxladies. Don't let their cool exterior mislead you: They can be quite fiendish when they need to defend their territory. From magic spells to --

Yeah, no. I'm done.

On: Not Existing
Unfortunately, nothing I just said is even remotely true. The world is a cruel place.