User:KittyBoo

Hello! How has your wonderful fantastic blissfully happy day been? As you can see, mine has been absolutely thrilling. I have just gotten back from Chuck E. Cheese's, like my brother, and on some scary level I have had a good time...now that I think about it, I am rather unnerved. At least Chuck didn't come out in his costume. He would have made my dad sit on his lap, cuz it's my dad's birthday today. That sounded a little bad, didn't it? Pervert. You have a sick mind. I knew you thought that when I said it. What's the matter with you?

So I was walking along one day when I met a green flamingo on the road. He looked at me...and I looked at him...and then I yelled...and he scampered! It was rather frightening because he flapped his wings so violently that the trees started waving back and forth and their little spirits began to cry out in pain. The green flamingo, named Alberto, flew away and up into the sky, where he was promptly blown up by a passing plane. The plane blew up as well, as IT was the one that ran into the stupid flamingo anyway. Normally you'd think that the bird would just up and die on the windshield, but no, this was a GREEN FLAMINGO. Green flamingos just don't up and die on windshields of planes when they crash into them. No matter which stupid thing has the right of way, if you hit a green flamingo, you WILL blow up. I'm not even kidding. I saw it. So anyway, when the green flamingo blew up, it created a black hole in the middle of nowhere, and all the people I hated got sucked in. It was crazy, it was like a "Suck People Who Lindsay Hates" black hole, dude! People like Bill Clinton and Britney Spears, Jon Huntsman (what an idiot) and Madonna, Michael Jackson and Jessica Simpson, Ashlie Colton and the guy who owns Ivory Homes, the guy who owns Sony (and every person who plays Playstation daily), OJ Simpson, Tom Cruise, Snoop Dogg, Marilyn Manson (or whatever), and just a whole bunch of people who suck. Anyway, after all of these sucky people got sucked up in the "Suck People Who Lindsay Hates" black hole, all the Ninja Turtles came out from the sewers and were like, "Cawabunga, dude!" and I was like, "Cawabunga dudes!" and we had a cool little reunion with the Power Rangers and a whole bunch of Pokemon. Oh, and Gary Brolsma was there too. So that's my little story...it was a good one.

Hee hee...grey line.