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The Specialist Snowflake
The title of the "specialist snowflake," more commonly known as Catherine Weir, is and only will be given to one person. To be classified by said category, the example must exemplify extraordinary beauty and talent. Catherine Weir currently holds the position, and will never be removed, for she is the most alluring and magnetic being to walk the Earth. Contrary to popular belief, Craig Bolhman would not be remotely be judged as the "specialist snowflake," for he is not nearly as beautiful and full of talent as Weir.