User:Kjuziuk

Karl Erik Juziuk was born on June 5th, 1979 to Elizabeth Ann Juziuk (Bernum) and Jurgen Andrew Juziuk in Ann Arbor Michigan.

Karl Juziuk is considered as one of the greatest artists and minds of his time. Juziuk was quite creative from the time he was born. As early as the age of two Juziuk was able to read and write. During his formidable years he wrote poems to the likes of Hemingway and Shakespeare, and created art that rivals Van Gogh and Devinchi. Amoung one of his earliest accounts on record is a still life drawing of a 'Dead Cow in a Boat'. It is said by many interpretists who have seen the drawing to be one of the most treasured of all abstrsact art. The 'Dead Cow in a Boat' was given as a gift from young Juziuk to his Grandmother, Bernice Bernum (Long) during his childood. One of his first novels was given as a present to his mother while Juziuk was just a boy in grade school. His first known writing, 'Day of the Jackal', was a sordid account of a poor hungry jackal that ravaged an elephant to feed his family. In the same book, Juziuk also illustrated the accounts of the jackal and the lion, again showcasing his artistic talent.

Young Karl Juziuk became a troubled youth as his teachers did not recognize his artistic ability and creativeness. By the age of seven and in the fourth grade young Juziuk was in a class with the teacher only known as Ms. Kurtz. Ms. Kurtz like many fourth grade teachers was feeling bad about her position in life, nearing her riterment, still felt impelled to take her older way of life out on her young pupils. Thus began the twenty year dark phase for young Juziuk.

It is said that later after Juziuk regained his mental composeour that Kurtz was actually one of his greatest mentors...when asked why in an interview Juziuk stated "That old hag wouldn't know true talent if it bit her in the ass." To this day the whereabouts of Kurtz are unknown and it is also unknown if true talent has ever bitten her in the ass. What is known is that as a result of Kurts, young Juziuk developed into on of the present days greatest freethinkers and artists of the 21st century.