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Brennan Harms

Definition: the saltiest substance known to man

Origin: the dead sea (Saltiest place on Earth)

Age: Salty

'''Characteristics: A Brennan Harms will typically have dirt around the mouth due to lack of bathing properly. They also tend to have salt dust in their hair, along with a salt trail from where they have walked.'''

Where can I find one?: Legend has it that if you say "salt" three times in a dark bathroom while looking in a mirror, a Brennan Harms will appear.

'''But be warned and do this at your own risk. You do not want this type of salt near you or your pets.'''