User:Klingon243

Klingon243 (aka Teh Klingorer, Klingon272, Hamster6, Galanoth, Ryz0r6 and KittenBoy212) is a translucent mass of pure ownage floating high above the boundaries of existence, watching over the universe. Born before the beginning of time, Klingon243 grew up in the center of the Earth where he learned the meaning of life, the universe, how the world was created and how to destroy it. After he graduated from existence, he moved out of the core of the Earth and bought a house above the boundaries of existence in the fabric of time, located on an alternate tangent to another universe in which every single event takes place backwards assuming that the current universe maintains this event's constant existence and its results remain unchanged throughout the course of history.

Whhile living here, he achieved some of the greatest feats unknown to the universe, such as dividing existence into infinite parts known as universes, spawned every single mass in existence and decided their actions and the results of every event that will ever take place for the constant reality of infinite existence.