User:Knickabocka

John “ Watson” Luca Mastragostino was born at Women’s College Hospital in Toronto, Ontario, Canada on January the 4th, 1994. Born to his Professor Parents at the age of 3 he learned to read, write, sing & act. He was also taught to how to speak in 11 different languages which included English, Spanish, Mandarin, Italian, French, Portuguese, Japanese, German, Dutch, Catanese & Swahili. However, at the age of 9 he decided to leave of all his talents behind and become the youngest manager of a Tim Hortons ever. There he excelled, selling a career high 24,738 Donuts in One Week. At the end of his time there he made 7 All - Stars Teams, was a 3x MVP and was the all-time leader in Timbits sold. He would later go on to legally change his name to John “ Watson “. The reason for the change was because of Cardi B. Her ratchet ass was at The Hoxton Night Club in Toronto and went up to John and told him he had a huge “ Watson”. Currently John Watson resides in a 2,400 sq ft penthouse in Toronto with his dog named Tiger Woods.