User:KnowledgeOfSelf/Funny things

Quotes

 * "Here, we are polite, thoughtful, smart, geeky people, trying only to do something which is undoubtably good in the world: write and give away a free encyclopedia. --Jimbo Wales 00:44, 1 February 2006 (UTC)"

From WP:AN and WP:AN/I

 * yo, Ghetteaux don't need no warning! I'm just out there keepin it reel. sometimes you folx b getting all block happy on the littel man whose just trying to make a contribution. cliques b everywhere, from the hood 2 tha internets. --Ghetteaux 15:25, 31 March 2006 (UTC)
 * Amen to that brother. Please see here for further information. And respect to you for fighting the system by placing your user page into an article/mainspace category - it must be hard being a lone warrior against the beligerent powers that be, be they hood in or here on the 'pedia. Kudos bro. --kingboyk 16:07, 31 March 2006 (UTC)
 * mad propz for tha shout out. thanx 4 lettin a brutha noe he ain't alone. --Ghetteaux 17:47, 31 March 2006 (UTC)

Random funniness

 * Waldo
 * Kermit
 * Sex
 * Plato
 * Santa Claus in Northern American culture
 * Wikipedia talk:High-risk templates
 * Catholicism
 * Fat
 * Golf
 * Wikipedia:Don't-give-a-fuckism
 * Early life of George W. Bush
 * Personal flotation device
 * Wonderbra
 * Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Joe Cook
 * Stegosaurus
 * Canada and weapons of mass destruction
 * KnowledgeOfSelf only viewable by admins, sorry.
 * Big Bang
 * Beautiful Eyes
 * 2007 Baghlan sugar factory bombing
 * Block log of 70.168.129.124 Kudos to El C
 * Block log of 198.188.173.47 Kudos to El C
 * Squirrel Kudos to El C
 * User talk:70.16.178.80 Kudos to Animum
 * Winston Churchill
 * Monotheism Kudos to El C
 * Medieval warfare Kudos to El C
 * Plymouth, Michigan
 * Mohammed bin Laden
 * A Midsummer Night's Dream
 * 2007
 * Block log of 67.38.13.140
 * New Testament Stolen from Kudos to OwenX
 * Feces Kudos to CambridgeBayWeather
 * September 22 Kudos to J.delanoy

Edit summary random funniness

 * Vietnam War Kudos to El C
 * Dick Kudos to Antandrus
 * Mosquito

Leonardo
From Wiki Alf's talk page

It's no problem Alf, I'm just a bit stupid, that's all. Need more coffee! --Amandajm 13:45, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
 * No problem, we all have those times :) --Alf melmac 13:46, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
 * Hey, I like your little flags showing where you been and done it! --Amandajm 13:48, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
 * /me laughs at alf. So where exactly have you done it? :P --Ali K 12:36, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
 * Alf slowly blushes scarlet and a cheeky smile slowly draws across his face Now that would be telling :) --Alf melmac 12:38, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

Note of interest
From pschemp's talk page

Issued addressed, but just letting you know you were discussed on AN/I. --Spike Wilbury 15:10, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
 * Thanks. pschemp | talk 15:33, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
 * ZOMG you were hacked!!1!!1! :) K O S | talk  00:19, 2 June 2007 (UTC)
 * In your dreams punk. ;) pschemp | talk 01:40, 2 June 2007 (UTC)
 * That'd be a nightmare lol. K O S | talk  01:59, 2 June 2007 (UTC)
 * hehe--Ali K 02:31, 2 June 2007 (UTC)
 * I'm in ur nightmare, hackin' ur lols. pschemp | talk 04:11, 2 June 2007 (UTC)
 * Harty har har. K O S | talk  04:15, 2 June 2007 (UTC)
 * He got angry at me per something at alfies page.--Ali K 04:32, 2 June 2007 (UTC)
 * Now don't go dragging my page into this, it's got enough troubles of its own.--Alf melmac 06:27, 2 June 2007 (UTC)
 * But but but... /me runs off crying --Ali K 11:40, 2 June 2007 (UTC)
 * You got three butts? Now that is unusual, even for aliens :p --Alf <sup style="color:green;">melmac 11:47, 2 June 2007 (UTC)
 * omg, do I have to go tell mum on you? pschemp | talk 14:30, 2 June 2007 (UTC)
 * No no no - I'll behave, promise.--Alf <sup style="color:green;">melmac 14:32, 2 June 2007 (UTC) Alf hopes no-one notices him crossing his fingers behind his back as he says it
 * But FATHER is always watching! <font color="#151B8D">K <font color="#7D1B7E">O <font color="#6D7B8D ">S | <font color="#461B7E">talk  15:32, 2 June 2007 (UTC) KOS silently applauds Alfies humorous misdeeds.
 * Does that mean we can have a spanking? pschemp | talk 15:38, 2 June 2007 (UTC) Pschemp blinks innocently.
 * Alf remembers Galahad and thinks he might enjoy that a bit too much
 * Mr Folly announces "And now for something completely different, a man with three buttocks".
 * Pschemp wonders if that's even better to spank.
 * KOS will not be the one to spank the man with three asses.
 * Pschemp wonders why not, and thinks KOS is afraid one of the man's three donkeys will bite him
 * Alf falls off his chair and starts rolling around the floor, eventually he realises that it's nearly home time and runs to get his coat off the lower peg
 * KOS tells of his Gymnophobia and how he couldn't bare to spank 3 naked alien asses.
 * Pschemp wonders who puts clothes on their donkeys anyway?
 * KOS supposes, besides everyone knows him, that he is the exact opposite of Gymnophobia!
 * Pschemp wonders what will happen when the ::::::: run out.
 * Ali does too. Lets find out! Ali has a feeling that Pschemp likes to walk around naked. Ali puts her hand over KOS's eyes.
 * Pschemp looks at Ali funnily. Pschemp thinks this was *never* about her being naked, in fact she's pretty sure of that!
 * Alf just snickers
 * Ali shrugs. Naked is normal. I mean, we all know Alf never wears any clothes, we can always see his sexy body hair. Mmmmm
 * KOS wonders how in the world this thread went from Pschemp being hacked to this?!?!?!
 * Ali giggles: You know you like it
 * Pschemp whines, Ali hacked my clothes and now I'm nekkid! :(
 * Ali is shocked! It wasnt me, why would I want you nekkid!? It was HS, he's the one who wants you nekkid, my'love.
 * Pschemp knows Haughty Steve and knows he has more class than that. At least he'd better.
 * Yeah true. Maybe. Quite Possibly. Ali wonders if you want your clothes back? I washed and ironed them for you *innocent sweet smile*. What? I learnt that from Joanne.
 * Pschemp would, thank you! 'Tis true, Joanne knows best.
 * No! Ali taught herself how to wash and iron. 'twas Joanne who taught me how to smile innocently ;)
 * And you do it so well!

Vandalism to Fort Knox
From Antandrus' talk page.

Welcome to Wikipedia. Although everyone is welcome to make constructive contributions to Wikipedia, at least one of your recent edits, such as the one you made to Fort Knox, did not appear to be constructive and has been reverted or removed. Please use the sandbox for any test edits you would like to make, and take a look at the welcome page to learn more about contributing to this encyclopedia. Your changes have been automatically reverted by CounterVandalismBot. If this is a mistake, please report it. Thank you. CounterVandalismBot 22:11, 27 September 2007 (UTC)


 * LOL. Antandrus (talk) 22:12, 27 September 2007 (UTC)
 * Apologies for that, should'nt have been marked, ill revert Lloydpick 22:13, 27 September 2007 (UTC)


 * No problem at all ... it was kind of funny. Offhad I'd guess it was because one of my edits was to restore "fuckin" for "****" since Wikipedia is not censored.  Do you keep a whitelist for people who are admins or who have many tens of thousands of edits?  Thanks for your work on the bot, Antandrus  (talk) 22:16, 27 September 2007 (UTC)
 * It operates on a scoring system, but it gives registered users more of a leeway than un-registered, it just needs a little tweak here and there :) Lloydpick 22:17, 27 September 2007 (UTC)


 * Finally someone tagged Antandrus as the good-for-nothing vandal he clearly is. :)  -- Myke Cuthbert (talk) 21:09, 28 September 2007 (UTC)


 * Wow! Look at it this way, at least the bot didn't divide by zero and crash a network on a US Navy Warship . Wikipedia is still running...LOL! ;-) JungleCat    Shiny! / Oohhh!  23:57, 28 September 2007 (UTC)


 * LOL... this is the funniest thread on my talk page in a while. Yah, hopefully won't launch any ICBMs by accident either!  I never thought being warned for vandalism would be so much fun ... Antandrus  (talk) 00:01, 29 September 2007 (UTC)

Unblock request
From User talk:70.137.153.119

"This blocked user (block log | autoblocks | unblock | contribs | deleted contribs) has asked to be unblocked, but an administrator has reviewed and declined this request. Other administrators may also review this block, but should not override the decision without good reason (see the blocking policy). This unblock request continues to be visible. Do not replace this message with another unblock request or add another unblock request.

Request reason: "I was blocked for CORRECTLY changing the Dick Cheney picture because as statistics show Dick Cheney is in fact Darth Vardar so please unband me so i can share the truth."

Decline reason: "Declined. -- Gogo Dodo 05:21, 29 September 2007 (UTC)"

Unblock Request 2
From Somedude8890

"This blocked user (block log | autoblocks | rangeblocks | unblock | contribs | deleted contribs) has asked to be unblocked, but an administrator has reviewed and declined this request. Other administrators may also review this block, but should not override the decision without good reason (see the blocking policy). Do not remove this unblock request while you are blocked.

Request reason: "I though you were supposed to get a 24 hour block for your first warning, that's what happened with all my other sock accounts. Since it's the first offence, 24 hour block before I move on to another account"

Decline reason: "Vandalism only accounts get forever blocked.— Ѕandahl 01:31, 24 July 2008 (UTC)"

LOL
From KnowledgeOfSelf's talk page.

are you a bot? ...or just a nerd? :) —Preceding unsigned comment added by 80.109.43.98 (talk • contribs)
 * I dunno what do you think? <font color="#151B8D">K <font color="#7D1B7E">O <font color="#6D7B8D ">S | <font color="#461B7E">talk  20:12, 29 September 2007 (UTC)
 * Why not both? Though personally I'd rather be a Ninja pirate zombie robot, hehe. (this random nonsense brought to you by:) 84.145.195.64 21:26, 29 September 2007 (UTC)
 * Harty har har. <font color="#151B8D">K <font color="#7D1B7E">O <font color="#6D7B8D ">S | <font color="#461B7E">talk  21:36, 29 September 2007 (UTC)

Sorry
From Oxymoron83's talk page.

Hey man im really sorry about all this my little brother was pressing buttons. — Preceding unsigned comment added by 70.92.124.201 (talk • contribs)
 * Funny how it is always the little brother who is the one vandalizing. ^_^ <font color="#151B8D">Knowledge <font color="#6D7B8D">Of <font color="#461B7E">Self | <font color="#461B7E">talk  18:30, 1 November 2007 (UTC)
 * Yes, I'm waiting for the first editor who is at least a little bit creative and claims it was the little sister ... --Oxymoron83 18:34, 1 November 2007 (UTC)
 * I find it's not always the little brother who was the one vandalising.....sometimes it was the son or young sons(yes plural) as I was once told. :D AngelOfSadness  talk  18:38, 1 November 2007 (UTC)
 * You can count yourself lucky, some variety prevents you from being bored. :) --Oxymoron83 18:46, 1 November 2007 (UTC)
 * That's true, variety is good. I'm just waiting for the day when someone blames their pet (real or imaginary) on their own vandalism edits and then finally I'll be able to say "Yes it must have been your unicorn that redirected the apple page to Weird Al and replaced all the images with smily faces". :D AngelOfSadness  talk  18:55, 1 November 2007 (UTC)
 * In all fairness for that excuse, my cat did walk across the keyboard once while I was editing an article. I removed the asinine additions she created before I saved. But what if she had done it while I was getting a drink and I failed to notice it until it was already saved?! :P <font color="#151B8D">Knowledge <font color="#6D7B8D">Of <font color="#461B7E">Self | <font color="#461B7E">talk  19:05, 1 November 2007 (UTC)
 * See now an excuse like that is believable and possibly happens every week to many pet owners all over the world. Its the people who blame their goldfish on edits like this. AngelOfSadness  talk  19:13, 1 November 2007 (UTC)
 * That's why I'm going to create a Category:Banned Wikipedia pets and List of banned pets now. --Oxymoron83 19:29, 1 November 2007 (UTC)
 * Yay so my well thought out plan worked out perfectly then :P. I think a board should also be set up to fight pet vandalism called WP:Administrator intervention against pet vandals. AngelOfSadness  talk  19:56, 1 November 2007 (UTC)

IRC
From Luna Santin's talk page.

How come I never see ya there Luna? I miss the chats. <font color="#151B8D">Knowledge <font color="#6D7B8D">Of <font color="#461B7E">Self | <font color="#461B7E">talk  06:43, 5 November 2007 (UTC)

/me pours a glass of rum over Luna :P
 * Blargh, I have a new mistress, and she is harsh with my time. :'( Hoping things will settle down by next semester, though. With luck, these setbacks are temporary. – Luna Santin  (talk) 06:47, 5 November 2007 (UTC)
 * She stole your first love, shame. <font color="#151B8D">Knowledge <font color="#6D7B8D">Of <font color="#461B7E">Self | <font color="#461B7E">talk  06:52, 5 November 2007 (UTC)
 * Don't tell Shanel! – Luna Santin  (talk) 07:11, 5 November 2007 (UTC)
 * Tsk, tsk, and she just stopped by me talk page too. You'll have to bribe me for that one bud. <font color="#151B8D">Knowledge <font color="#6D7B8D">Of <font color="#461B7E">Self | <font color="#461B7E">talk  07:13, 5 November 2007 (UTC)
 * Looks like another one bites the dust... unless you want a trip in my time machine, plus tickets to the next Queen concert? – Luna Santin  (talk) 07:15, 5 November 2007 (UTC)
 * Honestly, I'd settle for a shot of tequila on the rocks.... <font color="#151B8D">Knowledge <font color="#6D7B8D">Of <font color="#461B7E">Self | <font color="#461B7E">talk  07:18, 5 November 2007 (UTC)
 * It may be a bit watered down, by the time it reaches you, but I'll have my people send it to your people. – Luna Santin  (talk) 07:26, 5 November 2007 (UTC)
 * But I don't have any people! :O <font color="#151B8D">Knowledge <font color="#6D7B8D">Of <font color="#461B7E">Self | <font color="#461B7E">talk  07:28, 5 November 2007 (UTC)
 * Of course, nobody has people. -- lucasbfr <sup style="color:darkblue;">talk 10:10, 5 November 2007 (UTC)

Block
From Antandrus' talk page.

Aww man he was mine! With was being the key word... <font color="#151B8D">Knowledge <font color="#6D7B8D">Of <font color="#461B7E">Self | <font color="#461B7E">talk  02:31, 19 November 2007 (UTC)


 * LOL. Must be hunting season already ... :) Antandrus  (talk) 02:55, 19 November 2007 (UTC)
 * Heh:
 * Antandrus: It's troll season.
 * KnowledgeOfSelf: No it's vandal season.
 * Antandrus: Troll season.
 * KnowledgeOfSelf: Vandal season.''
 * Elmer Fudd storms in.
 * Elmer Fudd: Shhhhh be verwy verwy quiet. It's Trolandal season!

Heh :) <font color="#151B8D">Knowledge <font color="#6D7B8D">Of <font color="#461B7E">Self | <font color="#461B7E">talk  07:02, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

youre gay
From Slakr's talk page.

youre gay and i hate you —Preceding unsigned comment added by Cunningham Higgins (talk • contribs) 14:51, 15 December 2007 (UTC)
 * I fail to see how deleting an attack page makes me gay. Though, if that's the case, I suppose I'll go elope with KnowledgeOfSelf.  He'll be the only man I ever love.  -- slakr  \ talk / 14:57, 15 December 2007 (UTC)

Are you...
From Luna Santin's talk page.

...a hot chick? --194.251.240.114 (talk) 11:11, 29 December 2007 (UTC)
 * No, he's a sexxi boi! And he's mine! It's the rum I force feed him.... <font color="#151B8D">Knowledge <font color="#6D7B8D">Of <font color="#461B7E">Self | <font color="#461B7E">talk  11:14, 29 December 2007 (UTC)
 * Mine! :( -- lucasbfr  ho ho ho 11:25, 29 December 2007 (UTC)
 * Nooooooo. You are lying! <font color="#151B8D">Knowledge <font color="#6D7B8D">Of <font color="#461B7E">Self | <font color="#461B7E">talk  11:27, 29 December 2007 (UTC)

Are you sure?
From J.delanoy's talk page.

? Knowledge Of Self  &#124;  talk  00:30, 4 July 2008 (UTC)
 * Special:Contributions/68.79.115.235

Special:Contributions/68.79.123.131 Special:Contributions/68.79.91.174

I can give you more if you want. J.delanoy <sup style="color:red;">gabs <sub style="color:blue;">adds 00:33, 4 July 2008 (UTC)
 * Uh huh, but you listed CBW as a sockpuppet, that user is a long standing admin. That is the clarification I am searching for. Knowledge Of Self  &#124;  talk  00:35, 4 July 2008 (UTC)
 * Oh. My. God, I'm SO SORRY!!!! I reverted vandalism on CWB's talk page, and I must have clicked the wrong diff. I'm so used to Huggle where it won't let you report people on its whitelist see Special:Contributions/J.delanoy. Holy. Crap. Wow. How do I go about to rectify this? J.delanoy <sup style="color:red;">gabs <sub style="color:blue;">adds  00:38, 4 July 2008 (UTC)
 * (ec)It's alright, I'm sure CBW will understand, from my dealings with him he's a pleasant user, who won't take it to heart. But if you really feel that bad about it you can leave that message above at CBW's talk page. Knowledge Of Self  &#124;  talk  00:42, 4 July 2008 (UTC)

←Not my conversation, but you remove the report with a note of how you messed up in the edit summary. You report the actual vandal. You 'fess up to CBW and chuckle over it together. --Moonriddengirl (talk) 00:41, 4 July 2008 (UTC)
 * (Living up to my "talk page stalker" tag. :)) --Moonriddengirl (talk) 00:41, 4 July 2008 (UTC)
 * Top notch advice of course, but I already removed it.
 * Sorry for jumping into your thread. :) I'm watching J's page from our conversation earlier today and noticed some dismay on his part. --Moonriddengirl (talk) 00:44, 4 July 2008 (UTC)
 * To KoS: I already did, and I made a null edit on AIV to set the history right.
 * To Mrg: Don't worry, I stalk your (and other people's) talk page all the time, so I guess its time I get a taste of my own medicine :/ J.delanoy <sup style="color:red;">gabs <sub style="color:blue;">adds  00:46, 4 July 2008 (UTC)
 * No worries Mrg, chime in as much as you like. :D And don't sweat it J, mistakes happen. I once reverted all of Singapore, with MasterRollback, and then blocked them longterm. :P Knowledge Of Self  &#124;  talk  00:49, 4 July 2008 (UTC)


 * Thanks for the reverts on my talk page. I've sent in a report on the IP but I guess a follow up is needed. Don't worry about the sockpuppet report, these things happen. It gave me a good chuckle. I'm on a speakerphone right now interviewing a lady for a teaching job and trying to keep up with the IP. Then I see the sockpuppet report. Now I'm trying not to laugh and have the poor woman think I'm laughing at her. Cheers. CambridgeBayWeather Have a gorilla 00:54, 4 July 2008 (UTC)

From IRC with permission

 * <Shanel>	Damn right.
 * <KnowledgeOfSelf>	The first time I've ever seen you use a "swear word"*
 * <KnowledgeOfSelf>	OMG teh WORLD IS ENDING
 * <KnowledgeOfSelf>	What other ones do you know? :P
 * <Shanel>	Fuck, motherfucker, fuckface, fucking, shit, cocksucker, ass, asshole... :P


 * <Luna-San>	When somebody finally drags me to ArbCom, I've figured I'd throw down a desk, and come out with double uzis blazing. =D
 * <Luna-San>	It'll be soooooo cool.
 * <Luna-San>	And a bandana, also key.
 * <Luna-San>	Also a tux.
 * <Luna-San>	Which might clash with the bandana. I'll have to think on this.


 * <Cobi> <ClueBot> Possible corrected vandalism: Breastfeeding changed by 74.45.234.34 blanking the page(-653)
 * <Cobi> <ClueBot> Reverted by KnowledgeOfSelf before I saw it.
 * <Cobi> <ClueBot> Possible corrected vandalism: Solar power changed by 74.230.56.236 replacing content with 'you sex me up baby...jk...hahaha' (-700)
 * <Cobi> <ClueBot> Reverted by KnowledgeOfSelf before I saw it.
 * <Cobi>	<ClueBot> Possible corrected vandalism: DeviantART changed by 212.219.90.165 blanking the page(-149)
 * <Cobi> <ClueBot> Reverted by KnowledgeOfSelf before I saw it.
 * <KnowledgeOfSelf> Sweet
 * <Cobi>	<ClueBot> Possible corrected vandalism: Nothing changed by 216.20.123.13 blanking the page(3)
 * <Cobi> <ClueBot> Reverted by KnowledgeOfSelf before I saw it.


 * lol, no worries, I was being a bonehead
 * I saw 'boobies' and acted too fast :P
 * <KnowledgeOfSelf> Not the first man to make that mistake - I assure you
 * <Luna-San> I'm gonna frame that and put it up on my wall. "I saw 'boobies' and acted too fast" --slakr @ freenode
 * slakr walks in
 * someone ordered a stripper?
 * slakr starts the music
 * slakr poledances
 * <KnowledgeOfSelf> Shake it baby yeah!
 * slakr shakes it
 * KnowledgeOfSelf throws a quarter to slakr
 * mah milkshake brings all the vandals to the yard

The best of the rest
Taken from Nufy8's talkpage by Wiglaf - and in turn I've taken it from his user page. - Aww hell just look here for the entire thing. Great stuff.

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Wikipedia the Movie
From Raul654s' user space.

Wikipedia the Movie