User:Knowledge Bomb Lord/sandbox

[Mr. Randal]

This Ladies and Gents, is the greatest man to have walked this cool ass planet Earth! Now men, if your lady is present shield her eyes for you may lose her... This is Mr. Randal. He is proud North Carolina born Red-Blooded America! He spends his free time(When hes not out protecting the world from disaster)riding his bad-ass Harley. As a hobby he spends his days mentoring his soldiers along with his favorite soldier Mr. Kyle. If you are lucky enough to chance upon this Gentlemen one day while carousing through some sort of bad-ass convention, take the time to stop and shake this man's hand. Luckily for you it will also make you damn near invincible for the next couple of days!