User:Known Unuser

I am an avid Uncyclopedia editor, AKA "Unknown_user" (This username was a really stupid joke that I ended up keeping) who came here just for the sake of having an account here. I will not do very much contributing here, despite the fact that I know a ton of worthless information and can write in very professional quality, for the reasons:

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 * 1) Uncyclopedia is way more fun and allows me to express my comedic and satiric skills in an open, friendly environment
 * 2) I'm not some professor/teacher
 * 3) I don't always know what I'm talking about
 * 4) I prefer satire to seriousness
 * 5) I hate doing research papers for school, so why would I do one for an encyclopedia online, for no grade?
 * 6) Too much to do, so little time, so little motivation
 * 7) Umm...that's about it...come see more at my 'real home''