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—Psalm 37 Verse 8
 * do not fret, it leads only to evil

—Senator Hillary Clinton, speaking about kids today.
 * They think work is a four-letter word.

—Jimbo Wales, founder and leader of Wikipedia. —unknown
 * libelling people on userpages is a bad idea, and in fact, using userpages to attack people or campaign for or against anything or anyone is a bad idea
 * If it wasn't for bad luck, you'd have no luck at all"

— Harlan Ellison, (1934 - )
 * The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity."

—John Ruskin, (February 8, 1819 – January 20, 1900)
 * Nearly all our powerful men in this age of the world are unbelievers; the best of them in doubt and misery; the worst of them in reckless defiance; the plurality in plodding hesitation, doing, as well as they can, what practical work lies ready to their hands.

—Kurt Vonnegut, (November 11, 1922 – April 11, 2007)
 * Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.

From Sesame Street
—Big Bird. —little Kids. —Oscar the Grouch.
 * Oscar you are so mean. Isn't that right kids?
 * Yea Oscar. You're a grouch.
 * BITCH I LIVE IN A FUCKIN TRASHCAN! NOBODY TRYING TO HELP ME!

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—Thanks for noticing RockMFR.
 * When users (who I’ve in no way happened across) are noting my contributions around here, well this makes me the cream of the crop.