User:Koalanapping/Koala Napping

Cheese Toastie.

Or rather, how much cheese should be on a cheese toastie?

Whether you have just eaten half a cheesecake between you or not. It is not acceptable to laden a cheese toastie with less thean a good handful of cheese. A light sprinkling will simply not do.

If you are wanting to look after your figure, simply forego the cheese altogther and have some toast. Otherwise, dive in!

Also arguments have raged for decades over the correct spelling 'toasty' or 'toastie'. I can now solve this, it is 'toastie' because of the following 2 reasons:

a) It looks better b) I almost always make 2 so refer to it in the plural.