User:Kobalt the klown

There are also a variety of characters on Kobalt the Klowns website which have their own stories, for example Bernard Lithwood, Druid and darts player, hes from the future when pollution has taken over the globe...he lives with Mrs.Lithwood, little is known about her at the moment but they are both friends of the time travelling, dimension hopping Kobalt the klown. Theres also a demonic character called M3DS, again he is one of Kobalt the klowns friends, for further info on this character you would have to see the site www.kobalttheklown.com, as an explanation would be difficult, needless to say he’s very strange and unusual. Oh, don't forget Quoggers the Kat, a familiar summoned by Kobalt the klown in the 'circle of art' he advises Kobalt on issues and what to do with his day. He could take any form but Kobalt prefers him as a black cat.

A philosophers page with videos and a timeline upto the Age of Aquarius is quite thought provoking, the philosophers in question are to do with Kobalt the klowns 'Squirell theory'. Short videos explain more about this ‘theory’, again visit www.kobalttheklown.com to view it.

Plenty of free stuff such as posters of Kobalt the klown, ringtones, mms videos of Kobalt videos and stuff to purchase such as Kobalt the klown t-shirts, dvds, mugs, prints etc make this site a worthwhile visit.

A variety of 'secret pages' hidden within the body of the text redirect you to information on 'psychic vampirism', 'warding off evil' , 'numerology' , 'the elements' and stuff that you'll have to find for yourself by visiting www.kobalttheklown.com... cause I’m not telling you!

Kobalts parallel worlds has pictures of a post-apocalyptic landscape which Kobalt has/will visit. Quite nightmarish and unusual.

All the youtube videos of Kobalt the klown are available to view on demand, just don't watch them alone! The videos, about 50 in total, are about two/three minutes long and are unique and unusual…to say the least.

The web-site is easy to navigate through and the only adverts are on a separate page with no 'pop ups', the adverts in question are quite funky and designed by Kobalt.