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Glurmer

To glurmer is to mournfully mutter in an unintelligible fashion about something horribly shocking and/or devastating. As in, "She glurmered sadly about her boyfriend's asymmetrical face."

History of glurmer
The word glurmer first came about in the twenty-second century, when Dr. Jackson Mako accidentally mutated the Latin word "gruble", meaning "peel", with the letter "M". In most cases of glurmering, the person's face will peel off of their skull, hence the name. It is now currently a common slang word used by many.

How to identify glurmering
In severe cases of glurmering, the glurmerer may be in grave danger. All glumerers and people that notice glurmerers are advised to immediately call the local hospital to save the person's face. All hope is not lost.