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ROBERT AARON KONZON
Konzon, Robert Aaron. Born London, England on 22.06.1983

Konzon was born son to Les and Judith. Commonly known as; Robot, Horse, Robust, Bob, Stink, Rob, Bobert, Konsson, Konzy, Wobert, Twitted beast, Robbie, shadow geast.

Konzon has two siblings, Sarah 'Saraheeha' and Michael 'Dog'.

Konzon made his name in the accountancy industry, and he is brilliant.

Konzon is a wealthy benefactor for Liverpool Football Club, the most decorated of any British football club. Konzon oversaw the Champions league success in 2005. Konzon likes to think of himself as a forefather.

Konzon is a wonderful creature and he was recently named 2008 'Konzon of the year', for the 4th consecutive year, ending Les' dominance of 7 back to back titles. Konzon's dominance in the award means he is currently 4/7 on with a top bookmaker to retain the title in 2009, at the annual Konzon gathering.

He also has a rather strong stench.

Deceased: June 1983 - August 2011.