User:KowDude

Hi, I'm Steve. I edit Wikipedia whenever I research something.

A bio, written by one of my friends:

Steve, formerly known as Steven, is a member of the Free Masons and a very highly held official in the ranks of the Steve Irwin fan club. Born August 17th, 1024, he has made very prominent advances in the fields or random ipod modding, hitting with objects thrown from distances, and jabbing peoples ribs with four of his fingers while pushing them into a wall, all done at a velocity of about 3 miles an hour.

While working on his Edgar Allan Poe parody, he realized, "Hey, why not make this poem about meth?" His piece of literature was slowly but surely brought in by his peers as the worste piece of writing ever made. When he was awarded the "Omar Khan world peace prize" he hastily returned home to play halo and Vice City. He survives today as a soldier of fortune, and if you can reach him, he just might make you pay him to build you an alien ware computer made from random pieces of plastic and metal he bought ebay while purchasing ear buds.

And when the two octopie with gigantic feelers came and ass-raped him, he lost his purple speaker switch. Being in CHAMPS (College hipocracy and people salivaing) he improves on his social and mathematical skillz daily. You would be hard pressed to find a more noobish, unless you're talking about Cooper, who can only be calssified as class A mega noob. Steve, being a noob of lesser severity, has beem labeled uber choob.

One of Steven's most important qualities is his compulsive disorder to walk at you at an angle and his pyromaniac obsessoins. He once decided wot light D cell batteries on fire taht had previously been soaked in kerosine.

Steve generally became popular for castarating 14 goats, 38 horses, 28 mice, 2 babies, a bear cub, and a lamprey all at the same time with his now famous " casturate 14 goats, 38 horses, 28 mice, 2 babies, a bear cub, and a lamprey at the same time" machine

CHEWBB!!!!!11one lmao

Take The Impossible Quiz!!!1 Highest level achieved: 110/110 BEAT IT!!

--KowDude 20:38, 4 June 2007 (UTC)