User:Kramth

circa now. Somewhere in time. Kramth, a native indigenous one, started a thread known as the coptic seed. Spill from the leader of the coptics was analyzed, and it revealed a wow formation in their reticulum. Time consolidated around this spill, and Kramth remembered spilling his oats all over the coptic texts. The root spill was confirmed to be that of Kramth himself, who was some 3,000 years in the future and was broadcasting the WOW signal across the universe from a point in time, circa now. Witnesses prepared, the heavens rallied, hades gulped with anticipation. From Karnak to giza to teotihuacan, ancients prepared for the way. All were in their place, satisfaction was abound with anticipation, this is the rest of the story...

321wow was a signal from the deep web. which all held their breath to see, children unlocked their belts, men offered their wives, demons bowed in anticipation of gods arrival. Circa now, kramths wow signal revealed to these princes, that they are pedophiles in heat.

Kramth was not smiling.