User:Krandall Kraus/sandbox

The very fact that I am writing this is proof in itself of my problem: IT IS FUXXING IMPOSSIBLE to engage with anyone at Wiki.

I will start by saying that I LOVE Wiki and use it frequently. I am a writer, so you can understand how useful it is to me. I'm not Stephen King, so my contributions are regular but not mighty. HOWEVER, almost every time you ask, I give. This time I signed up for a monthly contribution, even though I live solely on Social Security and live in California, one of the most expensive, high COLA geographic areas in the entire known universe. (I was naively hoping that might get you to leave me alone.)

So, here's what I want to suggest/discuss/recommend/ask for help on:

Wiki, Baby: How about creating a policy and then a system to enforce that policy of letting people do their research in peace once they have contributed? Now I know

--BECAUSE YOU HAVE TOLD ME--in your last supplication FIVE MINUTES AGO!)

that you know at least who I am, where I live, what I'm worth (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha--those are sobs, by the way) how many times you have annoyed, I mean appealed to me, and how much I've given. Again, because

YOU TOLD ME!

So, I'm wondering/suggesting/BEGGING you now; if you can do all that, can't someone write a wee program that tells you when someone who just logged on has previously this cycle given money THAT YOU SO RICHLY DESERVE ?

And might you not consider leaving them alone for a while if they have given money THAT YOU SO RICHLY DESERVE so they might do their work in peace?

And if your answer is no, then I'm asking/begging you to LEAVE ME ALONE for a year. I swear on a stack of (fill in your choice of text) that I'm giving you all I can afford to give you. AND, on top of that, you are the ONLY organization I contribute to that does not save/improve the lives of animals, specifically dogs. Lucky ( that you so richly deserve) you!

So, fellow-users/editors/contributors, anyone have any ideas about how that might be done? And the criteria for applying the formula? For example: How much would a user need to contribute in order to be left in peace? How long would they be left in peace? Do they get a key ring or a pocket calendar or perhaps a blender, depending on the amount they are giving THAT YOU SO RICHLY DESERVE? ETC.

I'm certain we can come up with a formula and I know Wiki is nerd-heavy with people wo could write this program on the back of a napkin at Mel's Diner during their lunch break. So, let's get thinking. We'll all be better off for it!