User:Kratofiaa/sandbox/JFK, Micheal Jackson, and Elvis Presley still alive!

JFK, Michael Jackson, and Elvis Presley are still alive. In Topeka there is a secret government facility run by George Washington. They run secret tests on extraterrestrials, and other sentient beings. The facility is on the edge of Wichita, disguised as a model of Jesus. The U.S. government wants to cover it up but I know the truth. George Washington fired a blank at JFK and they faked whole thing. The same thing happened with MJ and Elvis. But they are just the confirmed legends there. There are rumors that Marilyn Monroe, Abraham Lincoln, and Hitler are all held there as well. I am risking my life by bringing this out to the public so keep this on the down low.

This is all a complete joke and not to be taken seriously. I did this as a test to see how long it will take for wiki to take down incorrect material like this. -Kratofiaa