User:Kris alpha omega watson

Kris Watson also known as Kris AlphaOmega Watson due his little dog walking/boarding business of the same name.

Kris was born on the 6th April 1970 in South Shields and was quickly transferred to a whicker basket by his wicked parents who took one look at him and realised he was the devil incarnate and must be caste out.

He was raised by some garden snails and a squirrel called Derek in the leafy suburb of cockermouth.

He trained as an actor, then failed at that so he worked in the fitness industry as a leg warmer and later he progressed to be a famous jazz show. He then got a bunion so had to give up but he then struck gold by inventing the pop up screw top lid.