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The Mlorf Theory
Mlorfism is a modern philosophical movement originally developed in 1966 by the American polymath biologist/philosopher C. B. Schoenhaupfer. Mlorfists believe that nothing exists outside the mind, a belief Mlorfists share in common with Solipsists. However, Mlorfism makes the radical additional declaration that nothing exists outside the mind of the extraordinary American polymath biologist/philosopher C. B. Schoenhaupfer. Schoenhaupfer, writing in his seminal 1972 book "Figment of my Mlorf", discussed the origin of the Mlorf theory: Against the deepest desires of my developing eight-year-old mlorf-soul, the mlorfic unit I regarded as my "mother", who apparently fed me and clothed me and allowed the developing mlorf to flourish, dragged me to