User:Ktsill/Ted Sillanpaa

Ted Sillanpaa (born October 13, 1956) is an American sports writer for the California Napa Valley Register. He is known for his brilliant talents in writing, cutting straight into the heart of the real issue.

Background and early career
A graduate of Eureka High School in Humboldt County, Sillanpaa began his genius career at the Times Standard of Eureka.

Other Career Pursuits
After stints with the Ontario Daily Report and political jobs in Portland, OR, he eventually made his way to the Daily Republic of Fairfield with evil nitwit Paul Farmer and five-time Academy Award winner Brad Stanhope. Stanhope took him under his wing and taught him how to spell, write and juggle before taking out a restraining order against Sillanpaa following a much-publicized roto-tilling incident.

Napa Valley Register
After his departure of the Daily Republic, Ted began writing with the Napa Valley Register. He shares an area with ball-throwing Brian Kennedy and a very polite Marty James.

Family
His son, Kellen Sillanpaa resembles a troll but probably has a nice personality if you take the time to get to know him (and can ignore his frequent spitting). Sillanpaa has some other kids too.