User:Kum0004rox

When I was rowing The wind started blowing When I was eating cheese My house went up for lease And do you know who bought it Yes, the stinking agency

When I was walking I saw this person stalking So I crept up to his back And gave him a bruised crack

I was in cuckoo shop When I saw this lopo dog It ran up to me And gave a filthy smog

I was in the swimming pool When I saw this limping dude I went up to him And gave him a nice big bump Into the swimming pool His dad came over and gave me a smack on the back I got his nose and shoved into my feet And threw him in the pool

I was jumping down the street When I saw a person humming I went up to him and gave him bump He got be my the shoulder and me A big lump

I was in the pits When I needed to do some shit I went to the closest bar And stole someone’s car I went to the nearest toilet Pulled my undies down I then realised there was a naked Woman next to me I whacked her in the face Kicked her in the ass For gazing At my funky new parts

Dashing threw the blues On a rusty pair of skies Kicking up the snow To stop the bashing street