User:Kwackson

Kwackson Industries
Kwackson industries is a very busy industry. We only make two products but they are essential to my plan of worldwide domination. Uuh what? Domination? uuuuh no! I meant dominating the... uuuh... Stock Market! Yeah Wall Street and stuff... World domination... Baa. Anyway, we make trains and miniature monkey in funny suits who clap simbals. They are mostly used as elevator doormans but since the invention of motion detectors they are out of work... So now they are in search of the mango birds who using their incredible powers will destroy all motion detectors and give them jobs again! Long live the mango birds! The trains we make are very rare... they are the only trains in the world who move diagonoly and by the side. Very important for monkeys, since they carry them around!