User:Kwskone

Kris Skone

Kristopher William Skone (Commonly known as 'Skone' or 'Scone, B: July 17th 1987) is a local legend in and around the Wrexham area, currently working at the local United Co-operatives store located on Dean Rd there have been many highs and lows in his lifetime.

Early Life

Born in St. Margarets hostpital in Swindon, Kristopher soon found himself living in several homes before moving and settling down in the Goulbourne estate in Wrexham, making friends quickly with Daniel Huxley and his brother John he settled down quickly in the surrounding area and enjoyed himself

Education

Kristopher was educated in the following schools:

Borras Park Nursery, Borras Park School, St Davids School, Yale College Dale Winton Appreciation College

Gaining very few qualifications and completley flunking out off Yale college, Kristopher decided that education was not his strongest point and quickly seeked employment

Note: Kristopher never actually gained a G.C.S.E in Mathematics

Current Life

Kristopher currently works for the United Co-operative located on Dean Rd, Contracted to only 6 hours he regulary works around 25 hours a week and loves every second of it

Kris can often be seen working with current employee and local naer-do-well Dan Rogers

Kris believes MFM is "ace"

Kris can often be seen at various gigs and concerts where local band Little Caesar perform.

Personal Life

Kristopher once shaved a cat bald

Plays crown green bowls on a regular basis

Once ran the London marathon in 2hrs 51secs

Kristopher belives Nicola (the ginge) is the nicest in Girls Aloud

Belives Regal cigarettes are "Gentleman's fags"

Is banned from going within 200 yards of any competitors of Co-Op, such as the hated Safeway. Kris's deep intense burning love for the United Co-Opeartives stores can make him do bizarre things such as sticking his genitals in loaves of bread in Safeway, and telling children in the store that Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and Fearne Cotton do not actually exist. This makes his journey home from work difficult, and visits to the adjacent Borras Fish Bar impossible.