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=The Funk=

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The Funk is an exotic organism "about the size of a medicine ball" that produces milk that induces “funk” on a person. It appeared in a T.V. episode titled “The Legend of Old Greg” on “The Mighty Boosh” in 2005. The story of The Funk is revealed to the audience by a hermaphroditic merman named Old Greg. The Funk lives with Old Greg, who keeps it in a box in his cave under Black Lake.

(The section of the show involving The Funk can be seen here: ) Funky ball of teats from outerspace Makes its appearance on “The Mighty Boosh” Going to be given because Howard Moe is lacking the funk for his music career

Old Gregg: You see, the funk is a living creature. It's about the size of a medicine ball, but covered in teats. Came from another planet. Landed on Bootsy Collins' house. Back then Bootsy was just a simple farmer, but he took one look at all those moldy titties and lost his mind. He began to milk the funk. Made himself a funk shake. He began to feel fizzy inside. He found he could see around corners. Suddenly, he passed out. But when he came to, baby, he was slappin' a bass guitar fast and loose like some sort of delirious funky priest. Two months later, he was world famous with his band Parliament, and everybody wanted a piece of the funk. Rick Wakeman, even the Bee Gees. One day, Parliament were traveling on the mothership, foolin' around with the funk, when George Clinton, kicked the funk clean overboard. And that was July the 2nd, 1979, "the day the funk died"... Two weeks later, I found the funk, in bed with a conga eel. At first I thought it was a sea anenome, but under closer inspection I realized it was a funky ball of teats from outer space. I offered to take him back to Parliament, but he said he was done with dat shit, and that they never listened to him anyway, and were only interested in his funky bra juice.

Old Gregg: So I let him live down here with me in this cave.

http://www.tv.com/the-mighty-boosh/the-legend-of-old-gregg/episode/465449/recap.html?tag=episode_recap;recap

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/mightyboosh/series2/episode5.shtml

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/mightyboosh/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Gregg#Old_Gregg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAz8waBOo4I

http://youtube.wikia.com/wiki/Old_Gregg