User:Kylejohnston

Kyle is an odd one to say the least. Things he wants to do include smoking and working at a  toll both while having sex in said toll booth. Other aspirations include being Mickey Mouse at Disney World and an ice road trucker. In a June 2007 press release, Kyle stated that he wants his "GPA to fall so sharply that when plotted on a line graph it will poke your eye out." He is critically acclaimed as a master of critical reading and writing by the SATs.

Ice Road Truckers
Kyle created this with his buddy seth in June of 2007.

American Eats
Kyle is going to clean up some of the History Channel articles to make more of them look like the Ice Road Truckers one (which kicks ass). He started with American Eats.

Jean-Paul Poulain
Seth showed Kyle this article he made, and Kyle fixed some of the writing.

Livin' on the Edge
Kyle added an "In popular culture" section and a blurb about Ice Road Truckers.

Neutral Milk Hotel
Kyle added a song sample and deleted a broken song sample.

Here Comes the Indian
Kyle added a link to a Tiny Mix Tapes review.

Song samples
Kyle is a big music fan, but almost none of his favorite bands have any song samples on their pages. Song samples add a touch to an article about a band that writing cannot. It is one thing to describe Neutral Milk Hotel's On Avery Island as "fuzz-folk" and another to hear it. Eventually, Kyle would like to make one sample from each album of the bands he is sampling (e.g. Neutral Milk Hotel and Animal Collective) so that a user can hear their progression from album to album.

Song Against Sex
From Neutral Milk Hotel's On Avery Island. It is used on the Neutral Milk Hotel and On Avery Island pages.

Native Belle
From Animal Collective's Here Comes the Indian. It is used on the Animal Collective and Here Comes the Indian pages.

Bat You'll Fly
From Animal Collective's Spirit They're Gone, Spirit They've Vanished. It is used on the Animal Collective and Spirit They're Gone, Spirit They've Vanished pages.

Images
Kyle created the image for the nipple sucking article.