User:Kylie Eileen

Kylie Eileen is an American satirical commentator best known for her work on Kyliewriter.wordpress.com and for her philosophical views on society and the people who inhabit it.

Early Years

Kylie Eileen is from Upstate New York, and is widely known*. Growing up Kylie faced many challenges, including streptococcal pharyngitis, asthma, and shunning from local peers. Her wonderful, ironic look on life and constant sarcasm developed from what once was a tactic in making others more enjoy her presence due to uncomfortable laughter. Kylie's best childhood friend was her pet rock.

Personal Life

When not writing or being ignored while talking about boring subjects, Kylie can be found chasing birds, poking sticks at things, or following people around for no apparent reason. Kylie enjoys reading Walden, by Henry David Thoreau, and boring others from the views that come of it.

Writing

From a young age Kylie has found solace in writing because of the ability to pretend life is, somehow, a good thing. Her first novel length piece, 60,000 words, was written in her Freshman year of high school. Works of similar length have since been completed. She posts regularly on her blog and during her daily life takes note of sentences or ideas that come to her on either her cell phone or a nearby notepad. Kylie goes above and beyond in her education when writing is the focal point, and the highest grade on a written paper was a 103. She hopes to continue writing and improve greatly throughout her life, according to sources.


 * In the 2 sq mile radius of her hometown