User:L.J. Weebsley

L.J. Weebsley
"LJ is a butt sniffer and a charlatan!!" -Angus Y. McFlash

"L.J. is probably the kindest person i've ever met. He always stood up for people even when the odds were against him"  P.J. Dinkley

The Life

L.J. Weebsley grew up in a small town in Iowa around the time "swingin'" music was popular, and Levi Jeans were made out of hemp. He grew up on a farm and wanted something more. He soon got it. His family moved to Ukraine when he was ten. At age twelve he was united with child prodigy P.J. Dinkley. Dinkley pulled some strings and got him the position of game show host on Ukraine's most popular show, "Who's got the dough".

Who's got the dough

Weebsley had a great time on "Who's got the dough" and so did the fans. His ratings soared. He was offered great amounts of money from many other TV networks, but he stayed with "Who's got the dough". "I love the show. It's so fun and original.  I don't ever want to leave my job." said Weebsley.

The Last Years

After ten seasons on "Who's got the dough" Weebsley was laid off. "We need a new host," they said, " you're getting old and the ratings are slipping. We need someone younger.  It's about time for you to retire anyway." so he did just that. He retired and moved back to Iowa where he still lives today.

Both a Game Host and a Gamer

Upon moving to Ukraine, Dinkley and Weebsley had plentiful free time while they were waiting for the approval of Weebsley's game show host job application. As a result, they began playing video games on multiple platforms, often participating in LAN parties involving just the two of them in Dinkley's basement. Oftentimes they would play for days on end, pausing only to adjust the intercom wire that gave commands to Dinkley's numerous household servants. As a result, the names PJ Dinkley and LJ Weebsley are reserved in the top-secret, legendary hall of fame, which is somewhat pointless because it is top-secret. Their usernames, which are just their actual names, have been reserved, much like Michael Jordan's basketball jersey number.