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''"Dechen sees a dog. The dog bites her. She doesn’t get rabies, but molly does. You see, molly was the dog. No only joking. Beth was the dog. But Beth didn’t have rabies, that’s why Dechen didn’t either. After Dechen’s encounter with the non-rabies dog, she decided to water some flowers in some random’s back yard. But how was she going to get in? She decided to take a ride on the dog. But, the dog was not Beth. Repeat, NOT BETH. The dog was trained and had ninja skills. His badass skills enabled him to jump long distances. So the dog jumped over the house, and also over the moon. Dechen got of the dog, and got some water from her mouth and watered the flowers. The dog didn’t like how rude Dechen was being, so it crept up behind her and bit her finger. Dechen was upset, blood went everywhere. But Dechen had an enlarged blood supply and it didn’t really matter. Dechen wandered home but them she fell into a ditch and died. But then Dechen arose as an angel and flew up to heaven. But the angels there did not like her and banished her so she fell down to hell. But the devil didn’t like her so she went back to Earth and haunted Molly for the rest of her life. Molly later got rabies and died. Beth, on the other hand, was later crowned the Queen of the world and she was friggin awesome. Thankyou." '' The above story may not seem like much, but it was actually the first written peice that resembles a novel that J.K Rowling made. She wrote it at the age of five, just after her fifth birthday.The girl "Dechen" is actually a lady who was mentally crazy that Rowling tended for as she worked at a retirement village. Molly was one of Rowling's gold fish, and Beth was Rowling's best friend whom she met while on one of her parent's business trips.