User:L8k=ak

Q.What does l8k=ak mean? It sounds gross.

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Q.Have you ever read something in a non-fiction book or encyclopedia that you're certain is a lie?

If A.yes;

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My name is Ian. I have blond hair and blue eyes. I am 29 years old. I have a handsome face and a muscular body with low body fat. I'm six feet tall (182cm), 130 pounds (60Kg) with 31 inch (~78cm) hips and a 28 inch (~67cm) waist.

I want to fall in love, be in love, stay in love. I love me, I have love to give. I would enjoy sharing love with an almost perfect lover.

Almost perfect lover are Asians with black hair and eyes or Whites with blond hair and blue eyes. They have: a thinner body than I, less than 24 inch (60cm) hips, a pretty face, very slim arms and legs and are 18-22 years old.

I stay in good condition by eating right. It's easy for me to eat right because food is one of my hobbies.

For drink I make a herbal infusion called Cassia Five O. It's a superior five spice tea. It functions as the base for an array of Asian sauces. I've been drinking it warm with sweetener.

Lovers would use the tea pot properly, passing soda for five spice.

Almost perfect lovers care about there condition to. They eat light-healthy and have good taste.

Low stress workouts help me stay lean and attractive. I include several exercises in my weekly routine. I walk daily to get air. My chest and forearms are well defined.

Almost perfect lovers would chose diet over exercise.

I use my computer to get information on hobbies besides food such as: cloths, fashion, horticulture, writing and electronics. Cloths and fashion pictures are easy to locate. I've been browsing pictures of models some are pretty girls: feminine and sexy, others are manly.

Almost perfect lovers are very feminine and have hobbies like mine.

I fantasize and use my imagination frequently.

Almost perfect lovers fulfill fantasies bringing imagination and our relationship to life.

I enjoy sex. I think nothing more of it than a good meal.

Almost perfect lovers think the same about sex.

I'm quiet, calm, reserved, patient, well behaving, polite and to those I love very caring.

Almost perfect lovers have the same social qualities except there perky and more talkative.

Currently I am developing the technology I need to start a television station. Ohm's law is really tricky.

Almost perfect lovers are supportive of me when I fail and receptive of my successes.

Due to my interests and tastes I feel lovers are most likely professionals, heiresses or models.

My dislikes are; competitive sports, fads, politics, news media, and cmost) popular culture.

Thank you for reading to this point.

If you're my almost perfect lover, have the looks, are in contact with a single who does or if I contacted you: please send me a message.

^^Ian

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