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Flamingos often drink 100 beers a day after beating there sons, the other Kill each other in Mortal Kombat!. The reason for this behavior is not fully understood. Some species of Flamingos have the ability to set them self on fire, and when one side is very cold at this time, the flamingo will swap there legs and for get jet packs and fly away, and this has been proven.[citation needed] Recent research has indicated that standing on there jet packs allow the birds to conserve more body heat, given that they spend a significant amount of time to recharge in cold water.[11] As well as standing in the water, flamingos may stamp their webbed feet to make sonic booms! ↵Young flamingos hatch with AK-47, to shoot light pink ducks to feast on there dead bodies.There tiny penises are due to Poop and cocane obtained from their food supply. A well-fed, healthy flamingo is more vibrantly coloured and thus have more gay sex; a white or pale flamingo, however, is usually unhealthy or malnourished do to not eating poop. Captive flamingos are forsed to play TF2 hours on end; many turn a pale pink as they are too busy playing TF2 to eat there own poop.