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The Moist Gulch Badgers (MGB, Moist-Badgers or Gulch-Badgers) are an American K-Pop band formed in Nashville Tennessee in the fall of 2021. Unofficial but confirmed rumor is they were formed upstairs at The Dogwood Nashville while watching the University of Georgia - Vanderbilt football game on September 25, 2021 and dropping sweet lyrical rhymes and sick dance moves to the depressed home crowd.

The band consists of two couples, C-Lancey (Cary and Lantz) and Sc-Endy (Wendelybob and Scandles). A power quartet reminding some of the original Fab-four from Liverpool. The band often gets help with their sick beats with tracks featuring hip-hop sensation Rody-B.

The MGBs offer a mix if traditional (English) K-Pop, American gangster rap, Eric Church, Spice Girls and Grateful Dead and dance to those sick beats with named dance moves as the “Point at Your Junk”, the “Scratch the Cat Post”, the “Lasso”, the “Side Straddle / Ride the Pony” and the “The Push Down”. Other moves are yet to be included in live shows so unofficial but are known to be named “Tune in Tokyo” and “Spank Dat Ass”.

No members of the band speak Korean but all are fluent in multiple langurs including English, Australian and Canadian. Rumor has it three of the Badgers attended Indiana University and may have collaborated with local Seymour musician John Mellencamp on multiple occasions with family relations dating back to Seymour Indiana in the mid 70’s. C-Lancey reside in the Carolinas and Sc-Endy and hip hop sensation Rody-B reside in central Florida.

In early 2022 Cary from C-Clancy had ideas of breaking away as a solo artist but eventually was convinced to return to the band officially with the promise she did not have to perform all of the tedious and complex dance moves (or sing).

The band is yet to sign with a major label but currently negotiating and contemplating offers from Arista, RCA, EMI, Warner Music Group, Sony Music Entertainment, Columbia, Universal Music Group, Death Row and multiple independents including their own yet to be named label; the working name of their independent label is Larrison’s Music.

Post Covid-19 members of the MGBs have been seen sharing a venue with the likes of George Strait, Eric Church, Dead & Company, Bon Jovi, Old Dominion, The Rolling Stones and Kenny Chesney.

There is a large underground desire for their guaranteed future number one hit EBIS to be released. There are several bootleg versions in circulation often being sold for high dollar amounts vs being traded or offered to be shared.

They are often the cause for street riots and overcrowding when they appear and perform in public; due to the chaos and required security presence they often appear unannounced and show up to gigs in style on their “hogs”.

Cary from C-Lancey is also known as “THE Lyrical Gangsta” although there are no known actual gang affiliations. Cary has said such affiliation rumors are “here-say and conjecture”.

Scandles and Lantz are generally not allowed to be left alone due to their ”unfiltered and often alcohol induced and easy going lifestyle”.

Rarely seen in public the MGBs plus hip hop sensation Rody-B were last seen on their hogs and then at Sloppy Joes in Key West, Florida early July 2022. The set-list has yet to be confirmed but it is believe EBIS was performed as the evenings encore along with their other crowd favorites: “Another Hippie Store that Smells Like Patchouli”, “Hogs On Duval”, “Filet-A-Day” (featuring hip hop sensation Rody-B), “Cindy-Cathy”, “Do You Remember” (featuring hip-hop sensation Rody-B), “Twenty-Dollars-is-Twenty-Dollars”, “I don’t Play Games I Ride Hogs (featuring hip hop sensation Rody-B), The Flying Monkey”, “One More Old-Fashioned”, “Crop Dusting In a New Year” (featuring hip hop sensation Rody-B), “No Dumping on the Dolphin”, “Blended with a Floater”, “Lost in the Parking Lot”, “I Shaved My Balls For This?”, “Mustache on Lower Broadway”, “Harvard of Da West”, “Deeznuts”, “Bourbon Chicken & Shrimp”, “Shart-Attack”, “More Cats than a Hemingway House”, “Do You Know Her? Do You Want to Know Her?” (featuring hip-hop sensation Rody-B), “Giant Rooster”, “Surf & Turf” (featuring hip-hop sensation Rody-B), “Gangsta Sunglasses”, and “Falling Into the Stage, Time to go - NOW”