User:La Futón

La Futón
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La Percifilius Quastum Ignatious Futón or La Futón, is an internationally reknown anti-celebrity. He is famed more many things such as suspected but never proven high-profile heists, famous and usually otherwise engaged lovers, poetry and offbeat comedy stylings. He is rumoured to have been smuggled out of France when he was just a baby due to being last and only heir to controversial but highly revered titleship.