User:La Prema Vera

La Prema Vera is often described as a great man in history, freeing slaves in the late 18th century right through to fighting the Germans in WW2 even to his current sitting as the new head of the UN. (He is the first in that position) He started living in a small town of a similar name to his own, Premer, and later moved into a mansion that went by the name of Rona on Ginegulla Road, which he bought for a song, a mere $35m. He later sold that and bought Fiji, becoming the Fascist Dictator overnight and oppressing thousands of innocent people in a murderous reign. He sold that after he discovered the Blue Bottles were just as bad on their beaches. He then moved with an associate of his to the Cayman Islands, where he and, the associate, Michael Parry, started the Deutsche Bank, before selling it to a man by the name of Vincent Wang. Vincent later went broke and the Deutsche Bank went into receivership, and he fled to his homeland, Taiwan. Finally. Everyone in His old year group rejoiced. La Prema Vera then moved to Mayfair in London, where he started a franchise of board games, called Monopoly and CO. Although the first board game, 'Escape the Great Depression' was a failure, he then made a game called Monopoly, that sold $230m worth of games in the first year, living true to its name. he then moved to Scotland and changed his name to William Wallace, although changed it soon after receiving the death sentence and painted a look-a-likes face half blue, and then fled to Cuba, assassinating Fidel Castro and making the world a better place. And It Was.

While it may seem that this 'Part 1' Biography of La Prema Vera may seem historically in-cohesive, it is merely because he also invented the first time machine that could break the light barrier, which opted for a great first date when he married his 374,876,986th wife, Angelina Jolie.