User:Ladiesman10175

i am a man, a ladiesman. i enjoy pandas i like cheese with peanut butter. i really like beyonce and jojo's 'too little too late'. great song, great song. anyway back to my life. i was born and raised in the netherlands. when i was 5 i fell over and cut my knee. when i was 5 and 3 months i lost my tooth. when i was 6 i started school. when i was 12 i started school again. then i moved to kentucky. because i liked kfc, thinking that there would be heaps of kfc there. i was wrong. so i moved to nigeria to help out the starving kids with my spare kfc from kentucky. haha i just farted. well back to me. after nigeria i stayed there for a few weeks. then got sick of it. i hated not having kfc. then i moved to australia. i loved australia coz one time they gave me an extra nugget in my kids meal at kfc by accident. ehehehe then i met a lovely lady named janine, had a great one night stand and lost my virginity at 39. i stalked her for a few months then drove her to commit sucicide. haha jst kdding, i killed her cat though. whoops! silly lawnmower. well then i moved back to america and lived in LA, wanted to live my dream as a professional dancer, not like i have ever danced in my life. i went to talent agency and they told me i was a useless piece of crap who needed to get a life. i didnt take no for an answer and killed her next door neighbours cat. eventually she let me have a small role in a commericial for 'tampax' tampons. then i made my break. i went to a beyonce concert and got to meet her!!!!! thats when i knew i wanted to be a lion tamer. i persued my dream as a lion tamer until janine came back and set a lion loose on me and took my right testicle asa trophy. well then i decided i wanted to work in a hospital helping young men who were experiencing difficulties with there diseases 'onetesticolosis'( a diseases where you only have one testicle) hence the name onetesticolsis. i know what your thinking this guy has done alot in his life, hes a legend. dont cry, i know im great. but let me end with a quote "Είμαστε όλοι μαζί σε αυτό το μουσικό Γυμνάσιο-1" if you dont no what it means go to google translator.! love always ladiesman10175 luv ya biatch!