User:Laekaym

THE WORLD IN SEVEN DAYS STORY OF A LIFE TIME

In the beginning there was nothing, then out of the awesomeness of mclean duckman and halfpint created themselves. then one day after creation they created the "pub" this was still not enough for them so they made "caffreys" to drink in the "pub". then wwe ctreated the strange thing of women which we then found out about STIs. so we made comdoms, after this everything else was boring.

But with everything good came something burberry, thhis army became unstoppable and grew in sizes you could not imagine. chavs numbers have been decreased in the last few days.

we have three gods and the great awesomeness they are created from. The great awesomness is called Mick (reaseheth college sport instructor), duckman lord of gingers and god of fertility and nature (he is not ginger himself), schmichael(mcleans alter ego) is lord of the retarded and god of PAIN and all things cute ;) x, then we have half pint lord of mischief and god all hazardous substances and all things bad.

DOC: 26th may 2010

lol p.s. beer is good beer is good beer is good AND STUFF!!!!!!!!!

if you read this love you guys xx