User:Lahire149

Nathan Firepants (Naynerbutter)
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"Shananiballs"

About Me

 * A species known to start long conversations at inappropriate times. Known for inappropriate/awkward hand gestures. Builds towers of newspaper.


 * Ideal Mate: Makes him say WHOA! Smoking hot. Chin height. Brunette hair that's not too long or too short. He relates women to speakers. Catherines or Kates.


 * Interesting Facts: His car's bass gives you a back massage. His car now has a back seat. Nascar is best on a 106 inch BluRay screen. Or is it a 107 inch? Makes a killer strawberry cake.


 * Habitat: Though occasionally seen in classrooms during the day, a Firepants species is most often seen residing in dark corners behind computer screens. Will not leave his den early for any occassion.