User:Lairdoharray

I am William, Laird o' Harray. Harray is a tiny, rocky outcrop in the Atlantic, well west of any known Hebride and I have never actually visited my fiefdom, although I have been to Fife, if that counts. There have been many suggestions that I go there and indeed offers of one way transport, but I have yet to get there. Many people call me 'Harry Laird', little knowing of my quasi(modo)noble status. Harray is free of debt and I am told that several EU leaders are thinking of holding a summit on Harray. Sure, if they can negotiate the sheer cliffs, bird #&$* and the most aggressive seabirds in the world, they may get to the top of the rock and have their summit there. Summit tells me they will never bother, though!

There is no income tax or corporation tax: so feel free to invest! The population is 5,000,001. 25,000,000 gannets, 25,000,000 fulmars and one big fat albatross. I've had a birdie and an eagle at golf, but this guy is the nearest to an albatross that I'll ever get. You might sing "who ate all the pies?", but it wasn't this guy as he is an addict to fish suppers. (I eat a lot of the pies, to be honest.)

The island has never been conquered. This is largely due to the air force, compromising 0 fighters but 50,000,000 bombers. The big fat albatross just has another fish supper as the air force fly out on practice sorties. There is a navy comprising a fleet of hunter killer whales and Type 28 mackerel. I cannot imagine anyone wanting to conquer the island, although you never know.

There is plenty of weather, if you catch my drift. The island catches the North Atlantic Drift, but the Gulf Stream decided to keep well clear and I don't blame it: even I have.

Anyway, if you want to go there, good luck!

Ta ta ra noo!