User:Lalabengbeng

I'm a person lol.

I am a talking machine.

I eat human beings.

I sing LaLaBengBeng everyday.

I am a dinosaur when I was 3 years old.

I always drink champagne, vodka and beer whenever I am sick.

People who read this eventually will think that I have mental issues.

But they're wrong.

Cause the voices inside my head assures me that they are just jealous.

Cause I'm really really special just like ET.

Yep, what you've read is about me =)

BTW, I will be sitting next to you tonight. :)))