User:Lamblake Heinz

Lamblake Heinz is a reclusive horror novelist born in a tent on the Gower Penisular sometime in the 1960s. Known primarily for his standalone novels such as 'Not all zombies eat meat' - 'Krankefein's Younger Brother went to school with me' - 'Rat on a hot tin hoof' - 'The quiet of the sheep' he also has written a trilogy of five books which have yet to see light of day as they are only readable in the dark <- his own description.

Heinz is also famous for his eccentricity and aversion to prunes. No pictures are available at this time but a hasty sketch was once made by an anonymous Welsh absurdist writer who has declined publishing the graphic at this time. However, a collection is being put together for the purchase of this drawing and hopefully once enough funds have been raised the image will be uploaded to this page.

Update: Rhys Hughes (Welsh absurdist novel writer and tight-rope juggler) has discovered a rare photograph of Lamblake Heinz which can be found on his blog - The Spoons That Are My Ears Lamblake Heinz

There are rumours that a compilation of Heinz's work is being put together at this very moment by Mr Hughes but this has yet to be confirmed.